{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-shitshow","title":"WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"150\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"150\"\u003e“Welcome to the Sh*tshow” Doormat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eBecause sometimes… honesty is the best welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"432\"\u003eSet the tone before the door even opens with a doormat that keeps it real. This bold, humor-filled design is perfect for homes that don’t take life too seriously and aren’t afraid to show a little personality right at the doorstep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"540\"\u003eWhether it’s chaotic mornings, unexpected guests, or just your everyday vibe—this mat says it all for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"669\"\u003eEach doormat is hand-painted on natural coir, giving it a clean, textured look while remaining durable enough for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"939\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"685\"\u003e• Size: 18” x 30”\u003cbr data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"705\"\u003e• Material: Natural coir (coconut fiber)\u003cbr data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"748\"\u003e• Hand-painted design\u003cbr data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e• Weather-resistant\u003cbr data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"794\"\u003e• Sealed with a protective coating to help preserve color and extend the life of your mat\u003cbr data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"886\"\u003e• Ideal for covered outdoor areas\u003cbr data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"922\"\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003eBecause every mat is handmade, slight variations may occur—making each piece uniquely yours.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Front Door Studio ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42159713157175,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0624\/6016\/6199\/files\/IMG-3285.png?v=1774539167","url":"https:\/\/shopfrontdoorstudio.com\/products\/welcome-to-the-shitshow","provider":"Front Door Studio ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}